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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Homeless Man
There was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke."
Seemed like a good investment to me so | gladly
handed over a dollar.
Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs
does that chicken have?"
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster
got?”
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster
got?”
Me: “Two?”
Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking
around how many hairs are on that white cat?"
Me: “I don't know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well, why do you know so much about black
cock and not enough about white pussy?”
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| November 11, 2020, 22:22 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Homeless Man
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| November 12, 2020, 16:39 |
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calcol
37 / male
Tyler, Texas, US
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Re: Homeless Man
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| November 16, 2020, 05:41 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Homeless Man
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| November 16, 2020, 14:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Homeless Man
Ethyl and Gladys walk the same route every day, and they stop at the same bench to smoke a cigarette before finishing their walk back to their apartments.
One day, just as they lit their cigarette, it starts to rain. Neither ladies brought umbrellas.
Gladys, the innovator she is, takes a condom with the tip cut off and rolls it over her cigarette, so she can keep smoking. Ethyl, completely confounded by this move remarks:
E: “What is that?! I need one!”
G: “Oh this? Just go to the pharmacist, and tell him you need some condoms.”
So Ethyl decides right then and there she needs to get condoms immediately. She takes a detour on her way home that day and visits the pharmacy. She walks up to the teenager working the counter at the pharmacy and says:
E: “I’d like a pack of condoms please.”
P: “Ma’am, aren’t you a little bit old to ... you know?”
E: [taken aback by this] “Excuse me?! I’ve been doing this since I was a teenager!”
Realizing the guy working there had no room to speak, he asks what size she’ll need.
E: “Oh I need ones that will fit a Camel.”
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| November 27, 2020, 21:02 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Homeless Man
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| November 29, 2020, 17:20 |
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