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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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A Cranky Ol' Woman
A crank old woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away. She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. She defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches you old fool." The judge then asked why she had done it. The old gal replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. In a nasty tone she said, "Nine! Why do you care about that?" The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach." As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he could speak.
"Yes sir, what do you have to add?"
The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas.
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| May 17, 2019, 22:31 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: A Cranky Ol' Woman
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| May 18, 2019, 03:39 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: A Cranky Ol' Woman
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| May 20, 2019, 15:59 |
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