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Doc426
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Los Angeles, California, US
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Two Old Friends
Larry and Bob met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something...
But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob got worried. But, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't have a phone number or know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and lo and behold, there sat Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Larry, what the hell happened to you?"
Larry replied, "Been in jail."
"Jail!" cried Bob. "What for?"
"You know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop?"
"Yeah," said Bob, "What about her?"
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 95, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded guilty. The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury."
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| September 29, 2018, 17:00 |
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Re: Two Old Friends
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| September 29, 2018, 20:32 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Two Old Friends
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| September 30, 2018, 04:13 |
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