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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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The Difficult Husband
This woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work and just sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more. He would never do any of those little household repairs that many husbands take care of. This frustrated his wife quite a bit.
One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home she said sweetly, "Honey the toilet is clogged--can you take a look at it?" Her husband snarled, "What do I look like, the Tidy Bowl Man?"
The next day the garbage disposal didn't work right. When her husband got home she asked very nicely, "The disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?" He responded, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"
The next day the washer went on the blink. when her husband got home, she steeler her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?" Again, she was met with a snarl, "What do I look like, the Maytag Repairman??"
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning the woman called 3 repairmen to fix the toilet, disposal and washer.
When her husband got home, she said, "Honey, I had the repairmen out today."
He frowned and yelled, "Well, how much is it going to cost???"
"Well honey, they all said I could pay them by baking a cake or having sex with them."
"Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?" he asked.
She smiled and said, "What do I look like....BETTY CROCKER???
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| August 7, 2018, 11:11 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Difficult Husband
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| August 7, 2018, 14:48 |
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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: The Difficult Husband
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| August 9, 2018, 23:58 |
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