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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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My last trip to Costco
Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bas of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Owen, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, I had a elephant?
So, having some time on my hands, on impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially the perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is certified nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee at a fire hydrant and a car hit me.
Well, I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
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| February 4, 2018, 15:11 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: My last trip to Costco
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| February 4, 2018, 16:48 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: My last trip to Costco
that was good
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| February 10, 2018, 19:16 |
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