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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Getting Stopped By The Police
A guy who has had one too many is driving home. His car is weaving all over the road. After a while, a policewoman pulls him over.
"So," says the officer, "where have you been tonight?"
"I've been at a bar of course," slurs the drunk.
"It looks like you've had quite a bit to drink," she says.
"I did all right," the drunk replies with a smile.
"Were you aware that a few blocks back your wife fell out of your car?" she asks.
"Oh," he says. "I thought I'd gone deaf."
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| November 4, 2017, 19:01 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Getting Stopped By The Police
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| November 4, 2017, 20:43 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Getting Stopped By The Police
I'm so glad I'm not married. Bad enough I know someone who can bitch none stop!
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| November 7, 2017, 00:16 |
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Dutsji
63 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Getting Stopped By The Police
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| November 18, 2017, 20:02 |
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