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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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The Plan To Get Rich Quick
A beautiful young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a wealthy 77 year old man and planned to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without a hitch, in spite of the age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom. When he did, he was naked but wore a condom to cover his 12 inch erection, and was carrying ear plugs and a device to pinch his nose.
Fearing for her planned murder, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I cant stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"
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| August 30, 2017, 19:54 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: The Plan To Get Rich Quick
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| August 31, 2017, 07:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: The Plan To Get Rich Quick
Who might kill who?
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| August 31, 2017, 23:03 |
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Re: The Plan To Get Rich Quick
They both win. 
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| September 2, 2017, 22:46 |
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