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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Condoms
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
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| May 23, 2017, 23:54 |
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stickit61
84 / male
Griffin, Georgia, US
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Re: Condoms
Now that is funny as hell!!! Thank you for that one..... 
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| May 24, 2017, 01:24 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: Condoms
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| May 26, 2017, 19:29 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Condoms
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| May 26, 2017, 19:58 |
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