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bigtweettart4u
45 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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FROG
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting
on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and
pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a
frog inside. The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"
The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy."
So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her
to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes
all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs.
The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there
not moving at all. the blond says, "Well? what's up?"
The frog still does not move.
So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only
going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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| December 17, 2011, 01:47 |
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andy92980
31 / male
Silver Springs, Nevada, US
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Re: FROG
haha, nice. maybe I should try something like that to get some action.
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| December 17, 2011, 04:12 |
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yepper12
61 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: FROG
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| December 17, 2011, 10:23 |
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OOMG
57 / male
Moving, South Dakota, US
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Re: FROG
I like that idea.
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| December 17, 2011, 12:53 |
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