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Doc426
61 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Mad Cow Disease
You know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
The interview went as follows:
The female reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said …
Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day .... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...
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| October 23, 2011, 19:13 |
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Kinkitupanotch
42 / male
Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Mad Cow Disease
That's hillarious!!! LOL
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| October 23, 2011, 20:28 |
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