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freensleazy
52 / male
Buffalo, New York, US
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Who's Gonna Bail Out Me
This actually happened to me. I had an IRS agent show up at my office door in the beginning of the recession looking for money. All I can say is that there was no money owed, but be careful! A
1.) Well, the Federal Revenue Lady, Showed up at my front door
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She said “I know you paid your taxes, but we want more”
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“Ya see we’re bailin’ out Wall Street and the auto companies”
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And I just said “Excuse me ma’am, but who’s gonna bail out me?”
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2.) “She said we don’t care about you, we just want your money
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To pay for National Health Care and to help out AIG”
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I said “You guys keep printing money everyday at lightening speed
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And if I give you any more then who’s gonna bail out me?”
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Who’s gonna bail out me? Who’s gonna bail out me?
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They couldn’t make a go of the Bunny Ranch, forget Social Security!
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Who’s gonna bail out me? Who’s gonna bail out you?
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When ya gonna realize that you work for us, we don’t work for you!
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3.) I said “Well, I’m just a little guy and I don’t make a lot”
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She said “I don’t know about all that, just give me what you’ve got”
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She said “Its time you all ante up to the bottomless kitty”
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Lord they’re putting me in the poorhouse, and who’s gonna bail out me?
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4.) She said “I’m sorry you feel like that, but we have our ways
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To get what we want cuz Congress needs a raise.”
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These socialist ideas are wreckin this country
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The bottom line is that is that we’re all screwed and no body’s bailin out me!
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| November 16, 2010, 03:31 |
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perveman
47 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Who's Gonna Bail Out Me
Just a suggestion. Accumulate no debt. Live like you have no expendable income, as me "don't have the cash, can't afford it" (see no debt). Live simple, tone down extraviganses(sp) ie: dining out etc. The big one, save every penny you can. May have nothing to do with the irs, but a better way to live. Pervemans note to gold-diggers: I'm not interested, don't even try, trust me, my bank account will be there, long after you're gone.  . Did you all get it? You're born alone, go in the grave alone. Be your own back up, and security. A better way to live.  . Thx for the soap box free&.
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| November 30, 2010, 11:44 |
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