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Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
In the beginning this is cool. Very seductive, but don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours first; try talking seductively to her, and if all else fails reciprocation is the key!
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like seawater mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex , warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate all over them. In real life, it is disgusting and a sure-fire way to put an end to your oral fantasies!
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently around the torso area, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first or test the waters with your finger. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from pouring honey on her and licking it off to Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic sound. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because THEY HAVE A PROSTATE! Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.... and it looks pretty silly when its summer.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
xox 
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| October 9, 2008, 08:15 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
I have to say I agree with both parts to this post.
Guys find and explore the erogenous zones (her body motions and verbal hints will show you where they are) 
It's not a race. It's quality. And for crying out loud don't try to be controlling. She'll let you know if that's what she wants.
I guess to some it up just be considerate and take your time, and just remember you wouldn't like sandpaper taken to any part of your body 
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| October 9, 2008, 21:08 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
 Thank you, thank you, thank you Sweetie, there are gentlemen out there that understand after all! 
xox
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| October 9, 2008, 21:11 |
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arealone
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
OK, so now us guys have every expectation of a woman. As you are older therefore presumably wiser, please tell me what men want? I wonder, do you even know? Personally I thought it was all about pleasing a partner as well as oneself, but after this reading I think some are just about what they want. Gotta give to get is the one point I will agree with! 
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| October 11, 2008, 09:49 |
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Re: Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
QUOTE (arealone @ October 11, 2008, 09:49)OK, so now us guys have every expectation of a woman. As you are older therefore presumably wiser, please tell me what men want? I wonder, do you even know? Personally I thought it was all about pleasing a partner as well as oneself, but after this reading I think some are just about what they want. Gotta give to get is the one point I will agree with!
I feel it's based on mutual respect, understanding and compassion adding every wonderful emotion and feeling physically, mentally, and emotionally with each other enjoying every ravishing touch and euphoric moment.
xox
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| October 11, 2008, 21:32 |
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cjroxy
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Re: Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
QUOTE (arealone @ October 11, 2008, 09:49)OK, so now us guys have every expectation of a woman. As you are older therefore presumably wiser, please tell me what men want? I wonder, do you even know? Personally I thought it was all about pleasing a partner as well as oneself, but after this reading I think some are just about what they want. Gotta give to get is the one point I will agree with!
Agree with you arealone, two consenting adults enjoying each other with each other is the best recipe one can come up with. 
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| October 12, 2008, 17:26 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
I just read this and love it. Agree with so much of it! Above all humor is needed, remember to laugh at yourself and laugh with your partner
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| March 26, 2009, 20:40 |
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Re: Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
QUOTE (1600vee @ March 26, 2009, 20:40)I just read this and love it. Agree with so much of it! Above all humor is needed, remember to laugh at yourself and laugh with your partner
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL it's infinite! Humor and Laughter is the best medicine.
xoxo
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| April 1, 2009, 22:45 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
D I love ya but as much time and effort I put in keeping my family on the up if sex is this much work I would prolly just end up rolling a fatty and going on youtube ,lol .
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| April 4, 2009, 22:17 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
will you have sex with me 
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| April 6, 2009, 12:44 |
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hungsexmachine
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
While I do think many men out there are incredibly crude sexually, I don't agree with this post. You cannot just list off what YOU think are the preferences of all women sexually. I have known women (not just one or two) who like a man to move during fellatio, i.e. having their mouth fucked assertively, and women who love swallowing cum and having it sprayed all over them and who even love the taste of it. I know women who match my level of passion, and WANT to be fucked for 4 hours straight, who are truly insatiable.
I understand where you're coming from, but you seem to take the stance that what you think most women want in sex applies to all women. Many of your points I could immediately think of personal instances that contradict it. Just my two cents...
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| May 7, 2009, 00:42 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
Actually Hung, this is not exactly Tica's , cut her some slack there..this article has been circulating the internet for a long long time (may even be posted on this site more than once) usually under a title something like...
"40 mistakes men make in bed" or "40 Mistakes men make while having sex with women"
I don't think anyone really know who the original author of this piece is.
It's just an article, and there is the counterpoint article also about "40 mistakes women make...."
Some may relate to all, part or none of it.
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| May 7, 2009, 21:50 |
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Re: Intercourse Etiquette and Decency (21-40)
QUOTE (ticaD @ October 9, 2008, 08:15)21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like seawater mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex , warn her before you cum so she can do what's necessary.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently around the torso area, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from pouring honey on her and licking it off to Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic sound. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
xox
I sent all those to a guy I have casual sex with (:
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