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eeewwwww!!!!
Okay, after reading this, it's only a matter of time before I can accurately be labeled an obsessive compulsive or paranoid!!
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
 HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands! 
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| February 2, 2005, 06:47 |
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armybody
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Dallas, Texas, US
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
Thanks for the heads-up!
On the note about women's hands: Kissing the hand in greeting should make a comeback.
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| February 2, 2005, 08:48 |
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absix
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Web Naughty
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
We need "throw up" smiley right now 
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| February 2, 2005, 08:55 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
geez absix, you had to mention the ONE thing that wasn't on the list!!
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| February 3, 2005, 05:22 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
That's It! I'm wearing a mask and rubber gloves from now on.
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| February 3, 2005, 06:13 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
you mean like nurse KB? 
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| February 3, 2005, 06:42 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
no more like surgically clean no more damn spiders falling in my mouth while I sleep KB. Yuck. fucking yuck!! (that is for you army  )
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| February 3, 2005, 18:46 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
You know....I got myself a double cheeseburger today....and this post was all I could think of....pubic hair....Yuck!
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| February 3, 2005, 19:14 |
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cjxfactor
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San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
Does anybody actually know what the Federal laws, guidelines and limits are for grains of rat feces are allowed in boxed foods??? Yes, They do have an allowable limit!! Best Idea, just don't worry or think about it!! It's too late!! Sorry!!
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| February 3, 2005, 20:51 |
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cjxfactor
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San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
I'll never talk about such things on here again!! That's not what We are here for!!! PROMISE!!!! 
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| February 3, 2005, 20:52 |
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Re: Re: eeewwwww!!!!
QUOTE (cjxfactor @ February 3, 2005, 20:51)Does anybody actually know what the Federal laws, guidelines and limits are for grains of rat feces are allowed in boxed foods??? Yes, They do have an allowable limit!! Best Idea, just don't worry or think about it!! It's too late!! Sorry!!
Thank you for posting that wonderful fact. Now I will have to boil my damn frosted flakes before I can eat the.
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| February 4, 2005, 04:30 |
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cjxfactor
60 / male
San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
Now you know why I said Sorry!!! True Fact though!!! 
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| February 4, 2005, 20:21 |
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Re: Re: eeewwwww!!!!
QUOTE (kbateman @ February 3, 2005, 06:13)That's It! I'm wearing a mask and rubber gloves from now on.
I could have swore that someone in a another post said that nothing bothered them, or made them sick,
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| February 7, 2005, 20:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: eeewwwww!!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ February 7, 2005, 20:36) QUOTE (kbateman @ February 3, 2005, 06:13)That's It! I'm wearing a mask and rubber gloves from now on.
I could have swore that someone in a another post said that nothing bothered them, or made them sick,
Well, she can change her mind if she wants! Wait, no she can't...then again, it should be her prerogative....but should she just flip/flop on an issue like that?.....but it does go to show she is opened minded....blah, blah blah...etc......
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| February 8, 2005, 08:31 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
Where is that Sassy little tart anyway?
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| February 8, 2005, 09:45 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
wouldnt you like to know HH! 
dont worry dear... you can flip/flop on me anytime you like. 
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| February 8, 2005, 10:39 |
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Re: Re: Re: eeewwwww!!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ February 7, 2005, 20:36) QUOTE (kbateman @ February 3, 2005, 06:13)That's It! I'm wearing a mask and rubber gloves from now on.
I could have swore that someone in a another post said that nothing bothered them, or made them sick,
I was being IRONICAL...
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| February 8, 2005, 16:54 |
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Re: eeewwwww!!!!
Whith those eyes and that smile, you can be anything you want,,,,
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