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Confess!!!!
CONFESSIONS
Want to get it off your chest? Feel guilty about something?
Here's your chance to clear the air !
I'll start with one...
Once, a loooonnnng time ago, When I was barely out of high school, I was a receptionist for a doctor.
Part of my job was preparing the examining rooms for the patients. One of the patients happened to be this girl I went to school with, she was a horrible person. Hit on everybody's boyfriends,very vain and self centered, would do anything to undermine anyone else's happiness, and did! She had only one serious boyfriend and had only been moderately sexual active with him. I had to set up the examinaing room for her first pelvic exam and pap test, which means I had to set up the lamp, pull out the stirrups, lay out the glass slides, and speculum. Okay, for those who don't know, the speculum is the device a doctor uses to "pry open" the vagina, so a slide specimen can be collected from the cervix. These speculums come in x-small, small, medium, large,and x-large......okay, you must have guessed by now, which size I layed out for this horrible (and practically virginal) person's first pap test !
She looked rather stressed when she left !!
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| January 18, 2005, 17:50 |
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Re: Confess!!!!
oh, you bad girl.
I of course am without sin or flaw and may cast this stone with impunity.
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| January 18, 2005, 18:59 |
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Re: Confess!!!!
Would you care to confess to any ...ahem...."white lies??" ...maybe???
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| January 18, 2005, 19:20 |
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It's been a long time,,,How did that go? Oh yes now I remember,,Bless me father for I have sined it has been 30yrs since my last confession, these are my sins,,,, Hmmmmmm I can't seem to remember what is right or what is wrong any more this world is so screwed up, and Im just caught in the middle, I dont want to rob steel or hurt anybody or nature, so I guess I just continue to admire and enjoy the beautifull women that god put on this earth, what is my penance for that? 
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| January 18, 2005, 21:30 |
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Re: Confess!!!!
umm.. I once did something very very very bad i a fit of anger after a relationship ended. It was very very very bad and the statute of limitations prevents further discussion of this issue.
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| January 19, 2005, 05:26 |
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bevereder
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Confession is a very private affair,and I can only do it on my knee's before K's "altar" then and only then may I recieve the appropriate communion...the bread of life,the wine of .... well you know !!!!!
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| January 19, 2005, 08:50 |
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Ok, I prob have alot to confess but I'll start w/ this one since we're on the topic of bad things done to others.
I use to stay the night w/ my best friend at her sisters house because they let us drink and smoke. I was about 16. Her sister had the most horrible boyfriend. He was rude, mean, and ugly inside and out! So we got fed up with how he was speaking to my friends sister one day.
The left to go out and we were babysitting. While they were gone we grabbed his rogain, poured half of it out, filled it back up with water and spit, and placed it right back where we found it. Had a good laugh and forgot all about it.
Until later when her sister told her that the doctors had decided to take him off his rogain because for some reason it wasn't working. He had just decided to stay bald. Oops!
I don't know if it was us or not but he deserved it anyway.
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| January 19, 2005, 12:25 |
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Okay, I've only ever been in love once and that relationship ended when I was 15. I went out with this one guy even though I didn't want to. He was somewhat of a man whore and everytime I had to be close to him or kiss him or what not it would make me physically ill. Until I learned to pretend he was my ex. I almost called him by my ex's name in slightly compromising situations, but I caught myself. But I never regretted pretending he was my ex
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