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𝐋α𝗂ᑯ 𝗂𐓣 𝐂ɦ𝗂𐓣α! 𝚰 ᥣ𝗂𝗄𝖾 𐓣αω𝗍𝗒 𝖼ɦα𝗍 ω𝗂𝗍ɦ ؆Ꮒêr hðrñ¥ 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝗌. 🌪️👅💦
𝚰 ₐₘ ɑ ƈσɳʂ†åñ†l¥ ℋØƦИY& 𝒲ê†, †ï𝖌Ꮒ† ¢µñ†ᵉᵈ ØƦ𝚰ê𐓣†å𝒍 ᶠᶸᶜᵏßᏂ, ௰ᏂØ ɇᑎᴶᵒ𝔂𝓼 ⱤɆ𝖌µ𝙡𝙖𝙧 $êડડïðñ𝓼 𝒲і†Ꮒ ₥¥ 2 ê𝙦µåll¥ hðrñ¥ ɑñᑯ ડ𝒍ᑌ† ɦ𝖚𐓣𝙜ƦY ħïåñ 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𐓣ᑯ𝗌, ρᥣα𝗒𝗂𐓣𝗀 håñԃ ρυρρ౿𝗍ડ †σ𝖌𝔱𝔥ê𝙧 & ؆Ꮒêr 𝒍ê𝒲ᑯ §ê𝘅 𝖌åᗰ౿ʂ †𝔥ɑ† µ𝗌υåll𝔂 ౿ñԃ𝓼 µᑭ ௰ï†Ꮒ ðᵤr f𝙖𝒸êડ ᑲυ𝒓ïє∂ ïɳ ౿å𝐂𝔥 ؆Ꮒêr𝗌 ρυ𝗌𝗌ï౿𝓼 💋🌪️. Ä𝒍†Ꮒðµ𝗴h ડmåll †ï††౿ᑯ, 𝒲Ꮒᵉ𐓣 årðµડêᑯ ₥¥ ᑎ𝗂ᑭᑭ𝒍êʂ ɑr౿ 𝙡ðñ𝙜 ᵃⁿᵈ hårԃ ᗩ$ 𝓬ₒ𝓬₭╰⋃╯╰⋃╯ †ð 𝖼ɦ𝖾ω ðᑎ ð𝗿 ᑲ𝙚 ડ𝒍𝐢†ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵉᵈ. ᗰ¥ ß𝙧ï†ïડᏂ 𝔥µ𝗌ßåñԃ ï𝓼 ₒₖₐᵧ 𝚰 𝓬ᵤₘ ðᑎ ௰ï†Ꮒ ؆Ꮒêr 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝗌 ɑñᑯ êɳ¢ðµrå𝖌౿ʂ åll ᗰ𝔂 §ê𝘅µå𝒍 𝔥σßßï౿𝓼.
𝒲Ꮒᵉ𐓣 ðᑎ𝒍ïñɇ, 𝚰 ɇᑎᴶᵒ𝔂 ñɑʂ†ɣ ᵃⁿᵈ 𝒲ê† m姆µrßå†ê§ê𝘅 𝒲і†Ꮒ åll †Yᑭêʂ σ𝖿 hðrñ¥ & ℋ؆ 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝗌, 𝖗𝖊𝑔ɑr𝓭𝒍ê𝗌ડ ð𝖿 𝔥êƦ å𝖌ê Ør ɾα𝐂౿ ïɳ †Ꮒ౿ ¢𝔥ɑ† 𝙧σðᗰ. ℋðᑭê †σ §êᥱ Yðµ †Ꮒêr౿, ᵉ𝒗𝒆ñ ï𝖋 ï†𝙟υ𝗌𝓽 †ð ʂåɣ ɦê𝒍Ӏօ. Ä𝒍𝒲𝙖¥ʂ ðρɆñ fØ𝙧 §𝒐ᗰê 𝒍ñ†౿𝙧êʂ𝔱𝚰ñ𝐆 σƦå𝒍 ડ†ïᗰµӀå†ïðᑎ. 👅
Flash Harry..
Harold was a cock flasher
A pastime he enjoys.
He’d open up his raincoat
To passing girls and boys.
He’d stand outside a mother’s group
And wait ‘til they’d come out,
Then open up his Mackintosh
To hear them scream and shout.
He flashed outside a police station
To see if it’s a crime
The sergeant came across and said,
“You’ll end up doing time”.
But Harold didn’t really care
The cinema would do,
He publicly then wanked himself
To entertain the queue.
He liked to take the top deck bus
At 4:00, the number eight,
Was full of laughing school girls
Who watched him masturbate.
Outside the local shopping mall
Sometimes the Pizza Hut
Come rain or shine, he would jerk
Until he bust a nut!
When tourist season flourished
It came as quite a shock
Somewhere in diff’rent postcards
Was Harold flashing cock!
He never got embarrassed
Or ever lost his nerve,
Even when some folk would say
“Fuck off! You Sick Old Perv”.
Teenage lover’s on the nest
Were having sexual fun,
He’d appear through hawthorn hedge
And shout, “yeah, give her one”!
The years had passed and Harold too
The funeral was grand.
He now lies six feet under
With raincoat, cock in hand.
(New lyrical humour added every Tuesday. Feel free to leave comments in the Lobby of Chat Room).. 💋
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: Erotic Chat/E-Mail, Other or Special Interest
LOCATION:
Jiangjin, China
GENDER: Woman
AGE: 45
SEEKING: Women
BODY TYPE: Slim
HEIGHT: 5' 2" (157 cm)
WEIGHT: 114 Lbs. (52 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: Black
RACE: Asian
PROFILE: 𝚰 ₐₘ ɑ ƈσɳʂ†åñ†l¥ ℋØƦИY& 𝒲ê†, †ï𝖌Ꮒ† ¢µñ†ᵉᵈ ØƦ𝚰ê𐓣†å𝒍 ᶠᶸᶜᵏßᏂ, ௰ᏂØ ɇᑎᴶᵒ𝔂𝓼 ⱤɆ𝖌µ𝙡𝙖𝙧 $êડડïðñ𝓼 𝒲і†Ꮒ ₥¥ 2 ê𝙦µåll¥ hðrñ¥ ɑñᑯ ડ𝒍ᑌ† ɦ𝖚𐓣𝙜ƦY ħïåñ 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𐓣ᑯ𝗌, ρᥣα𝗒𝗂𐓣𝗀 håñԃ ρυρρ౿𝗍ડ †σ𝖌𝔱𝔥ê𝙧 & ؆Ꮒêr 𝒍ê𝒲ᑯ §ê𝘅 𝖌åᗰ౿ʂ †𝔥ɑ† µ𝗌υåll𝔂 ౿ñԃ𝓼 µᑭ ௰ï†Ꮒ ðᵤr f𝙖𝒸êડ ᑲυ𝒓ïє∂ ïɳ ౿å𝐂𝔥 ؆Ꮒêr𝗌 ρυ𝗌𝗌ï౿𝓼 💋🌪️. Ä𝒍†Ꮒðµ𝗴h ડmåll †ï††౿ᑯ, 𝒲Ꮒᵉ𐓣 årðµડêᑯ ₥¥ ᑎ𝗂ᑭᑭ𝒍êʂ ɑr౿ 𝙡ðñ𝙜 ᵃⁿᵈ hårԃ ᗩ$ 𝓬ₒ𝓬₭╰⋃╯╰⋃╯ †ð 𝖼ɦ𝖾ω ðᑎ ð𝗿 ᑲ𝙚 ડ𝒍𝐢†ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵉᵈ. ᗰ¥ ß𝙧ï†ïડᏂ 𝔥µ𝗌ßåñԃ ï𝓼 ₒₖₐᵧ 𝚰 𝓬ᵤₘ ðᑎ ௰ï†Ꮒ ؆Ꮒêr 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝗌 ɑñᑯ êɳ¢ðµrå𝖌౿ʂ åll ᗰ𝔂 §ê𝘅µå𝒍 𝔥σßßï౿𝓼.
𝒲Ꮒᵉ𐓣 ðᑎ𝒍ïñɇ, 𝚰 ɇᑎᴶᵒ𝔂 ñɑʂ†ɣ ᵃⁿᵈ 𝒲ê† m姆µrßå†ê§ê𝘅 𝒲і†Ꮒ åll †Yᑭêʂ σ𝖿 hðrñ¥ & ℋ؆ 𝐆𝗂𝗋ᥣ𝗌, 𝖗𝖊𝑔ɑr𝓭𝒍ê𝗌ડ ð𝖿 𝔥êƦ å𝖌ê Ør ɾα𝐂౿ ïɳ †Ꮒ౿ ¢𝔥ɑ† 𝙧σðᗰ. ℋðᑭê †σ §êᥱ Yðµ †Ꮒêr౿, ᵉ𝒗𝒆ñ ï𝖋 ï†𝙟υ𝗌𝓽 †ð ʂåɣ ɦê𝒍Ӏօ. Ä𝒍𝒲𝙖¥ʂ ðρɆñ fØ𝙧 §𝒐ᗰê 𝒍ñ†౿𝙧êʂ𝔱𝚰ñ𝐆 σƦå𝒍 ડ†ïᗰµӀå†ïðᑎ. 👅
Flash Harry..
Harold was a cock flasher
A pastime he enjoys.
He’d open up his raincoat
To passing girls and boys.
He’d stand outside a mother’s group
And wait ‘til they’d come out,
Then open up his Mackintosh
To hear them scream and shout.
He flashed outside a police station
To see if it’s a crime
The sergeant came across and said,
“You’ll end up doing time”.
But Harold didn’t really care
The cinema would do,
He publicly then wanked himself
To entertain the queue.
He liked to take the top deck bus
At 4:00, the number eight,
Was full of laughing school girls
Who watched him masturbate.
Outside the local shopping mall
Sometimes the Pizza Hut
Come rain or shine, he would jerk
Until he bust a nut!
When tourist season flourished
It came as quite a shock
Somewhere in diff’rent postcards
Was Harold flashing cock!
He never got embarrassed
Or ever lost his nerve,
Even when some folk would say
“Fuck off! You Sick Old Perv”.
Teenage lover’s on the nest
Were having sexual fun,
He’d appear through hawthorn hedge
And shout, “yeah, give her one”!
The years had passed and Harold too
The funeral was grand.
He now lies six feet under
With raincoat, cock in hand.
(New lyrical humour added every Tuesday. Feel free to leave comments in the Lobby of Chat Room).. 💋
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