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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Hmmmm...
Whats the perfect man or woman...For yourself? 
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| August 17, 2004, 19:20 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
perfect for me would mean he has to have SOME imperfections, or I would be crushed under the pressure of trying to live up to his standards.
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| August 17, 2004, 19:24 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Ahhhhh I agree!  Everyones idea os perfect is so different!
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| August 17, 2004, 19:27 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
What sucks, is one (like I got now) Thinks he's pefect! and wants me to live up to his imaginary standards, he can imagine himself perfect, he can just imagine I'm just as perfedt!!
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| August 17, 2004, 19:32 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Im as far from perfect as they come...Im 4'11 and a lil chubby...and only have an IQ of 128 (only hehe) I have a low paying job and 2 kids...And hate to get all dressed up (redneck in me) But I funnier then all get out..have a great personality and many other good things. So theres someone out there just as imperfect ut there who is perfect for me...that makes no god damn sense does it? LMAO How am I going to explain myself when I stop taking these pills? 
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| August 17, 2004, 19:37 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 17, 2004, 19:24)perfect for me would mean he has to have SOME imperfections, or I would be crushed under the pressure of trying to live up to his standards.
I am so far from considering myself perfect, that you can't even see perfect from where I live. Besides, there is no such thing as perfect. just perfect for me. That I would like to find, and have her find me at the same time.
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| August 17, 2004, 19:41 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
..as long as patience is one of your qualities....
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| August 17, 2004, 20:20 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
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| August 17, 2004, 20:29 |
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Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Tease @ August 17, 2004, 19:37) Im as far from perfect as they come...Im 4'11 and a lil chubby...and only have an IQ of 128 (only hehe) I have a low paying job and 2 kids...And hate to get all dressed up (redneck in me) But I funnier then all get out..have a great personality and many other good things. So theres someone out there just as imperfect ut there who is perfect for me...that makes no god damn sense does it? LMAO How am I going to explain myself when I stop taking these pills?
oohhhhh!!! That stupid, stupid, commercially created womens "perfect body image" crap! For It's been the albatross around the necks of too many, intelligent, beautiful, and sexy, yes, dammit , sexy women way too fucking long !!
The female human form is beautiful and sensual in all it's healthy diversity, especiallly when compainioned with heart of compassion , a forever growing mind, with a sense of humor at the forefront. Gawd, I know we know better, why we keep ourselves tethered to such a stupid notion I wish I knew, because I m just as tethered to it too. So, there's no reason why the "4' 11" and a little chubby" should be in your plus column and not the minus one,
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| August 17, 2004, 20:35 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
I find nothing wrong with me...Honestly if there was one thing Id change about me it would be my smile! My ex beat me and knocked out a tooth and made a few crooked...But honestly thats it Im happy m somewhat healthy...lol Being short just means the rain hits me last..I dont have as far to fall...and no need to get on my knees! hehe 
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| August 17, 2004, 20:38 |
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In your thread about what would you change, Bawbie mentioned her weight, and many of us agree that women look good with some healthy curves and jiggles! I was speaking for myself with that diatribe as well as anyone else that may feel a little less about themselves from time to time. I usually gain a few pounds during the winter and had come like it! But the Mr. (yes, the one with the baldspot, luv handles and spare tire) spends the entire winter calling me fat and fat names, all in a very negative way, which I can disreguard, if it's a short winter.
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| August 17, 2004, 20:49 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr men like that make me angry! You are a beautiful woman ! Inside and out! We can all only wish we were that beautiful! Besides hes a fat bald jerk...Toss his ass out..need help Ill come over and bring all these men with me! 
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| August 17, 2004, 20:51 |
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sunbuff10
69 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Tease @ August 17, 2004, 20:51) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr men like that make me angry! You are a beautiful woman ! Inside and out! We can all only wish we were that beautiful! Besides hes a fat bald jerk...Toss his ass out..need help Ill come over and bring all these men with me!
When? I still have some vacation time left.
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| August 18, 2004, 07:22 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Me too 6 weeks! Whos driving?
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| August 18, 2004, 08:38 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
thin womem used to be considered a bad thing. look at all the rennasance paintings. carring a little is a good survival strategy, when you live in a cave and have to fight for every calorie.(watch bawbie rationalize)
i blame twiggy for this thin crap. it's all her fault. she better not show her skinny ass around here.
and i used to tell my ex i would kiss his bald spot, when ever i had a spare 1/2 hour.
you should see him now. 6'3", 145 lb. and completly bald.
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| August 18, 2004, 09:00 |
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ha! Twiggy, she wouldn't even make a good piece of kindlin! Look at Cosmopolitian magazine, it's not enough the models could be snapped in half like dry twig, they lengthen the height, and shrink the width of the photo to make them even thinner!! So not even the models are perfect enough anymore, only a 14 year old with not one, but several eating disorders could possibly live (and not very fucking long! up the standard of skinny they wanna sell us! When supermodels have to become heroine addicts to uphold the perfect body image, then I know it's a really fucked up world.,
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| August 18, 2004, 14:44 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Who the hell is Twiggy?
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| August 18, 2004, 19:54 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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you youngins dont remember twiggy, the super skinniest model of all time , she was a real twig too
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| August 18, 2004, 19:56 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ August 18, 2004, 19:54) Who the hell is Twiggy?
twiggy is my neighbor... REALLY he is!!
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| August 18, 2004, 19:57 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Im still a spring chick..or so I was told earlier..Im not that young Im 27! 
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| August 18, 2004, 19:59 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
Good thing you never listen to a dam thing anyone else tells , eh?
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| August 18, 2004, 20:08 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
I only listen to the "Superior" people....ha!
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| August 18, 2004, 20:09 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
i hate to admit it , but 27 , aint too dam far from half my age, but i act more like half my age
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| August 18, 2004, 20:10 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
So youd be perfect for me? 
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| August 18, 2004, 20:11 |
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QUOTE (Tease @ August 18, 2004, 20:09) I only listen to the "Superior" people....ha!
I only pretend to listen to the others just to be polite...
(I swear,it's gotta be the soap!! that was some soap, that was the best soap I've ever lathered!!0
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| August 18, 2004, 20:51 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 18, 2004, 20:51) QUOTE (Tease @ August 18, 2004, 20:09) I only listen to the "Superior" people....ha!
I only pretend to listen to the others just to be polite...
(I swear,it's gotta be the soap!! that was some soap, that was the best soap I've ever lathered!!0
Need to tell what kinda soap and how you used it...lol..I could use a good lathering too!
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| August 18, 2004, 22:41 |
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the embossing on the bar is all lathered away and I can't read it !! I just have to know what kind and brand that soap was!
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| August 18, 2004, 23:04 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
Well hook me up! lol
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| August 18, 2004, 23:08 |
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will I ever have another bar of soap like that one again?????? Such creamy, rich lather!
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| August 19, 2004, 00:51 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2004, 00:51)will I ever have another bar of soap like that one again?????? Such creamy, rich lather!
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| August 19, 2004, 07:15 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ August 18, 2004, 19:57) QUOTE (Tease @ August 18, 2004, 19:54) Who the hell is Twiggy?
twiggy is my neighbor... REALLY he is!!
I think you're getting twiggy confused with squiggy.... hehe
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| August 19, 2004, 08:06 |
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I haven't posted for a few days, and had to get my face in here again so you wouldn't forget me. Chazzy, that does sound like a good bar of soap! Creamy lather and all. I hope it is not too big a bar of soap, though, those are too hard to hold on to when they are wet and slippery. a big bar of soap can be intimidating.
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| August 19, 2004, 08:20 |
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 19, 2004, 08:06) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ August 18, 2004, 19:57) QUOTE (Tease @ August 18, 2004, 19:54) Who the hell is Twiggy?
twiggy is my neighbor... REALLY he is!!
I think you're getting twiggy confused with squiggy.... hehe
yeah i know only i get that one... it is twiggy and no i aint explaining, sorry 
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| August 19, 2004, 18:19 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
It's a dam good bar , looking forward to this evenings shower and see what mood/personality I come out with tonite.
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| August 19, 2004, 18:24 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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| August 19, 2004, 18:25 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
He would never assume the worst of me, and always give me benifit of the doubt
Be able to , without much effort at all, always treat me with at least the common courtesy he would give a stranger.
And very importantly....
Would share a vow to never let the most sensational thing you have to share with each other, fall into complacency
would recognize just how spectacular those first encounters are, when you're touches are still so strange and unfamiliar they steal the rhythm out of your breathing. you're overwhelmed by waves of trembling , another gasp for air, you not quite sure that you won't die from it, but quite sure you wont attempt to stop.
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| August 20, 2004, 19:51 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 20, 2004, 19:51)He would never assume the worst of me, and always give me benifit of the doubt
Be able to , without much effort at all, always treat me with at least the common courtesy he would give a stranger.
And very importantly....
Would share a vow to never let the most sensational thing you have to share with each other, fall into complacency
would recognize just how spectacular those first encounters are, when you're touches are still so strange and unfamiliar they steal the rhythm out of your breathing. you're overwhelmed by waves of trembling , another gasp for air, you not quite sure that you won't die from it, but quite sure you wont attempt to stop.
Can you tell me where to find that? 
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| August 21, 2004, 00:54 |
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hardrock1955
68 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Hmmmm...
i would love to find that too
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| August 21, 2004, 01:11 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 21, 2004, 01:11)i would love to find that too
I dont think it exists..
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| August 21, 2004, 08:54 |
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 21, 2004, 01:11)i would love to find that too
I can tell you both where not to look. so far!
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| August 21, 2004, 17:03 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 17:03) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ August 21, 2004, 01:11)i would love to find that too
I can tell you both where not to look. so far!
Heres a really bad place to be looking for it..
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| August 21, 2004, 17:07 |
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under rocks..very bad place to look!!
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| August 21, 2004, 17:18 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 17:18)under rocks..very bad place to look!!
Not in a bar or a car not in a box with a fox? hehe J/K! I dont think there are men out there that treats a woman like that..Im getting myself in tons of trouble here huh?
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| August 21, 2004, 17:23 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
gawd!! somebody spank her already, before she get herself banned!!
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| August 21, 2004, 17:28 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 17:28)gawd!! somebody spank her already, before she get herself banned!!
I think I have to beg for a spanking ? What kinda shit is that? lol 
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| August 21, 2004, 17:29 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
gotta let your needs be known! Men can be kinda dense sometimes !
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| August 21, 2004, 18:39 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 18:39)gotta let your needs be known! Men can be kinda dense sometimes !
Well I think I have made them known now...Now lets see if I get what I need!
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| August 21, 2004, 18:41 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Hmmmm...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2004, 18:24)It's a dam good bar , looking forward to this evenings shower and see what mood/personality I come out with tonite.
You gonna get me some of that soap?
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| August 21, 2004, 19:37 |
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Re: Hmmmm...
I'll get the name of it tonite when I shower, gotta open a new bar already? I thought I just opened that one!
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| August 21, 2004, 23:08 |
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Tease
47 / female
small town, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 21, 2004, 23:08)I'll get the name of it tonite when I shower, gotta open a new bar already? I thought I just opened that one!
You use your ahhh...."bar" way too much! Or is it that you are just hard on it?
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| August 21, 2004, 23:10 |
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