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Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
Are cocks similar to cannons? you know,,,The longer the Barrel, The further the Shot,,? I have a 7" barrel, and on a good day, I can just clear my head with a few dribbles, thats lying down, the majority of it lands on my chest and some on the face. Thats about 34" for me. How about you Big Guns out there,,,? Or you women, do you have any experience on this,,?
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| May 8, 2004, 19:14 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
I studied this topic (this morning) and discovered that male ejactulation is an involuntary reflexive action. There was a lot of technical jargon about the prostrate, uretha and vas deferens and how sperm and semen are made and transported around the body. No data on why there is more force sometimes and less others. It all appears to be related to several small muscles near the scrotum and uretha, and appears to be completely involuntary.
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| May 9, 2004, 17:29 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
..in layman's terms,,,,some shoot, some squirt , some ooze, and some dribble....
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| May 9, 2004, 20:01 |
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red-steve
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
again in laymans terms - the more you shake a bottle of soda, the more it bubbles over!
Basically, I always find that the longer I spend on getting aroused (foreplay, masturbation, porn), the better I ejaculate.
I don't think it has anything to do with the length of the penis, more the amount of stimulation. If I have a quickie on my own, I sometimes only dribble a relatively small amount of semen, whereas after several hours I usually shoot a far bigger quantity much further (like hothands, it flies onto and over my head).
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| May 14, 2004, 13:03 |
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GSusc
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
It depends on a lot of factors, some that have already been mentioned. Certainly the state of excitement plays a role. So do the time since the last orgasm. If it has been a few days or more, and the conditions are perfect (my partner, her creativeness, the setting, etc.,) I feel like I can shoot a load that would hit the moon. And I do know that under those conditions, I definitely shoot further with more load than at other times.
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| May 14, 2004, 13:18 |
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QUOTE (red-steve @ May 14, 2004, 13:03)again in laymans terms - the more you shake a bottle of soda, the more it bubbles over!
Basically, I always find that the longer I spend on getting aroused (foreplay, masturbation, porn), the better I ejaculate.
I don't think it has anything to do with the length of the penis, more the amount of stimulation. If I have a quickie on my own, I sometimes only dribble a relatively small amount of semen, whereas after several hours I usually shoot a far bigger quantity much further (like hothands, it flies onto and over my head).
Some men I've know, have always had a nice large load, but release it in more of an oozing manner,like volcano lava moving down the moutain, sWhile other men shoot the same amount an impressive distance! Now that I"m curious, just might have to research the web a little on the subject!!
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| May 24, 2004, 04:09 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 9, 2004, 20:01)..in layman's terms,,,,some shoot, some squirt , some ooze, and some dribble....
I guess its kinda like basket ball some shoot, others dribble, Im a shooter, but will never be a star basket ball player. 
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| June 24, 2004, 18:36 |
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shavedcock78
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Yeah, arousal is definitely the key. When I masturbate by myself, I just shoot out a foot or so (I prefer to fire standing up, to see how far it goes!). Sometimes I dribble if it's a real quickie or it's the 2nd or 3rd time. But man, when I've had a hard on for an hour or two, and been fooling around with a girl, I seriously shoot probably 7 or 8 feet across the room. Used to almost gag my ex. 
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| June 24, 2004, 20:12 |
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How long is the barrel on that cannon of yours? looks like you may have an advantage on the rest of us? Ive tried to do it standing, but when I come its so voilent that my legs start to shake and I lose my balance, but if Im in a woman I do just fine holdind onto her hips and ass, and Damn!!! she is in for one hell of a ride! Wow 7 or 8 ft. thats impressive do ya sell tickets would luv to see that event,, one time I hit the mirror next to the head board, but still that was only about 4 1/2 to 5ft. I may need some practice or even some lessions.
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| June 25, 2004, 16:27 |
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shavedcock78
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
It's kind of amusing watching it shoot that hard and far, but in reality it just makes a mess and is hard to clean up. Selling tickets, hmm, that's a good idea. Maybe I could make some money off of this. Anyway, I've also noticed that arousal affects quantity of semen. For instance, when I'm really aroused and shooting far, I will have spurt after spurt after spurt. When I am just dribbling, there is only one or two little spurts.
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| June 25, 2004, 23:47 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
I know what you mean, its like ya need a good load to get it to shoot a good distance, I like to get off a couple times a day, usualy early morning and soon as I go to bed at nite, thats when I get the usual 3 to 5 pumps (muscle contrations) and it shoots from 6" to 18" but on days when I skiped gettin off for some reason or other, and Im really horny thats when it really shoots a good distance past my head, the feeling is so intense, I just luv it!! Im really shocked that my cock doesn't have calluses on it.
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| June 26, 2004, 00:35 |
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gupydoo
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
i find if you flex your keagal muscles before you cum it comes out harder and faster
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| June 26, 2004, 01:02 |
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gupydoo
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i find if you flex your keagal muscles before you cum it comes out harder and faster
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| June 26, 2004, 01:02 |
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Mine have been flexed so many times Im surprised my dick hasn't poped off 
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| June 26, 2004, 17:32 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ June 26, 2004, 17:32)Mine have been flexed so many times Im surprised my dick hasn't poped off
...I'm suprised you haven't worn that thing down to a bloody stump!!
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| June 28, 2004, 00:30 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
I knew a guy with a little smaller than average cock, but could piss over dumpsters, vans, whatever. It was quite a sight.
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| June 28, 2004, 21:08 |
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It is so inspiring to hear of those that have found their niche !
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| June 28, 2004, 21:23 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 28, 2004, 21:23)It is so inspiring to hear of those that have found their niche !
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| June 29, 2004, 09:26 |
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QUOTE (tastyones @ June 28, 2004, 21:08)I knew a guy with a little smaller than average cock, but could piss over dumpsters, vans, whatever. It was quite a sight.
 Hope he hasnt been watering those Michigan apples with that hose!
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| June 29, 2004, 10:00 |
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| July 4, 2004, 10:05 |
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red-steve
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| July 4, 2004, 10:38 |
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You gonna test this "theory" and let me know how accurate it is ?
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| July 5, 2004, 08:33 |
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red-steve
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 5, 2004, 08:33)You gonna test this "theory" and let me know how accurate it is ?
I might just have to do that... now, what can I use for 'inspiration'?!
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| July 5, 2004, 11:33 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
...remember your saftey glasses
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| July 5, 2004, 16:01 |
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| July 5, 2004, 23:16 |
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| July 7, 2004, 12:48 |
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| July 10, 2004, 23:45 |
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red-steve
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 5, 2004, 16:01)...remember your saftey glasses
damn... too late!
*peers at monitor through sticky eyes* 
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| July 11, 2004, 02:28 |
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i remember reading in some medical journal that the longest medically attested to ejaculation was 11 feet and some odd inches.
maybe it should be an olympic sport.
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| July 11, 2004, 13:46 |
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QUOTE (bawbie @ July 11, 2004, 13:46) i remember reading in some medical journal that the longest medically attested to ejaculation was 11 feet and some odd inches.
maybe it should be an olympic sport.
shavedcock!!! we have a challlenge for you!!!
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| July 11, 2004, 20:25 |
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11 feet, HUH, Blah,Blah,Blah, I dont believe a word of it!! 
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| July 17, 2004, 19:35 |
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It's documented. If you wanna break that record, you'll have to have witnesses, and proof(video camera...etc) Maybe Absix will sponsor you, and you can wear a webnaughty.com t-shirt during the event. Get to work!
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| July 18, 2004, 09:30 |
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Yeah,Yeah,Yeah,,thats easy for a woman to say,(get to work). And Absix is to buisy with his new squeese to sponsor anyone. Anyway 11 ft. thats not impossible,,, can I do it down hill? And I may need some encouragement and stablization say like from a blue-eyed scorpion, with auburn hair from Missourri.
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| July 18, 2004, 20:26 |
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bawbie
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QUOTE (hothands @ July 17, 2004, 19:35)
i read it in some medical journal. in the urologist's office. i like to read medical journals. they are full of interesting stuff. my mind is a whirling pool of totaly useless knowledge. if youever need to know how to build a log cabin or how the double helix was discovered, or how to do a circimsicion, let me know.
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| July 22, 2004, 12:15 |
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This urologist you go to, is he/she some sort of a sex therapist? I also read lots of medical articles, mostly about vitamins, just started taking this nutritional suplement called "juiceplus+" ever hear of it? Kind of pricey but if its good for ya then its ok.
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| July 22, 2004, 16:48 |
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Sexual Records
Found this on a site that claims these records are "100% true"
1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.
2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).
3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.
4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.
5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.
7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!
8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.
9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!
10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12
Hothands, note #3, you'll have to do better than 11 feet now!
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| July 23, 2004, 00:18 |
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Chazzy, Rubish on the distance!(11 ft.) When the lovin starts, the hugging, kissing, squeesing, the rapid beating of your heart, the panting,and the joyfull feelings of never wanting it to stop will surround you so much you will not have a chance to think of the distance.
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| July 24, 2004, 18:17 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
I still insist on wearing the saftey googles!
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| July 24, 2004, 18:27 |
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no problem just wear small ones so they dont interfere with me kissing those beautifull lips of yours.
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| July 24, 2004, 18:30 |
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well, I wasn't gonna wear them down there...oh you mean my other lips!!
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| July 24, 2004, 19:18 |
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never get to see your lower lips, always got your fingers or clothing in the way, does'nt matter I enjoy looking at your face. Im bettin there's a very intimate wild lioness under that serene look on your face, would love to be the one to see that! 
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| July 24, 2004, 19:54 |
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Sent you a photo of my lips so you can get a look at that lower one
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| July 26, 2004, 03:41 |
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ain't she a sweetheart
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| July 26, 2004, 15:43 |
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Got the photo, could'nt figure it out? the lips were horizontal instead of vertical. I rotated them 90 degrees but they still didnt look right.
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| July 27, 2004, 10:05 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 26, 2004, 03:41)Sent you a photo of my lips so you can get a look at that lower one
Stop trying to change the meaning of what Im saying(typing) Its not funny!! Now go to your room, I'l be right behind you 
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| July 27, 2004, 10:30 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 24, 2004, 19:18)well, I wasn't gonna wear them down there...oh you mean my other lips!!
Lets get this straight: You kiss upper lips and suck and lick lower lips, got it?
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| July 27, 2004, 10:34 |
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Ya know , it just occurred to me, we need a "bitch slap" smilely....I'll make that request to absix right now!
(just kidding with ya again!)
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| July 27, 2004, 11:13 |
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Bitch slapin sounds like alot of work? Can I give you a full body message when your finished?
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| July 27, 2004, 16:46 |
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Re: Are Cocks Like Cannons,,,???
It's not that much work, some of us are naturals
(doesnt mean we'll skip the massage )
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| July 27, 2004, 17:12 |
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bawbie
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QUOTE (hothands @ July 22, 2004, 16:48)This urologist you go to, is he/she some sort of a sex therapist? I also read lots of medical articles, mostly about vitamins, just started taking this nutritional suplement called "juiceplus+" ever hear of it? Kind of pricey but if its good for ya then its ok.
actually, i took my dad to the urologist. it was a follow-up visit from his dogbite surgury.
it was a 6 1/2 hour surgery, but mom says everthing is in good working order now.
since your gonna wanna know, here's the story-
daddy was across the street talking to a neighbor, leaning up against a fence post. said neighbors dog just stuck his head through the fence and bit.
so mom takes him to the doctor 1/2 a mile away .
"i need to see the doctor right now"
"do you have an appointment?'"
"no, but a dog bit my pecker"
"right this way sir"
every man in the waiting room crosses his legs and sort of leans over.
doctor # 1 looks at it, turns white, gives him a shot of demerol,sends him to the hospital. he leaves the room walking funny.
daddy gets to the er. goes up to the desk and says "i have an emergency"
"go over there and wait"
daddy(in a louder tone of voice)" but a dog bit my pecker"
every man in the waiting area crosses his legs and sort of leans over.
"right this way,sir"
the er doc comes in, has a peek, turns whie and gives him a shot of morphine, and leaves to get a urologist AND a plastic surgeon. walking funny.
every er staff member found some reason to goin to daddy's little room. and by this time he is so high, he'll show it to anyone.
and he asks for a rabbi. (he is a methodist.) or he answers questions in a falsetto voice.
well, to make a long story short, (too late),he had the surgery every thing is fine, but they called him "shorty" at work until he retired.
he was famous in the hospital. people would peek around the corner and he would wave at them.
and the neighbors insurance man came by and basicly gave daddy a blank check. mom got$10,000 for "loss of consotium" i guess that means she didn't get any for a while.(after the dog bite he tried to charge her)
and there were before and after pictures in a urology journal. but he didget one for mamma and autographed it for her. no, i haven't seen it.
he now claims to be a working nude model.
he's not doing bad for a man pushing 75.
i know. another long tangent. still on pain pills and they make me chatty.
this is absolutaly true. he'll show you hi scar if you say please.
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| July 28, 2004, 11:38 |
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