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		 Iwant2kssuallovr
				
		  63 / female		  Bendover, Florida, US		
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		Counseling
		 
		
		 
 A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. 
  
 THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. 
  
 SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 
 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 
  
  
 AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE. 		
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				|  June 2, 2025, 23:01 | 
				
					
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		 Pidz
				
		  67 / male		  Not Alabama, China		
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		Re: Counseling
		 
		
		    Did you have to say it so loud? MUST HAVE BEEN THE EXPLOSION... 		
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				|  June 3, 2025, 04:07 | 
				
					
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