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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Hello to everyone...
It suddenly dawned on me the other day. All the years I have been on webnaughty, I have never officially introduced myself. My bad! 
Firstly..... Hello  and then a bit about myself...
I am a happy chappy kinda guy. I had a pretty good childhood. Being Mummy’s favourite boy, I was breastfed until I was seven. It was a bit embarrassing as I was the only one who went home at lunchtime; all the other kids had school dinners. At weekends we’d go shopping. She made me wear a crash helmet to stop me licking shop windows. She’d load all the shopping over the push buggy, only to find when she got home she had someone else’s kid in it. Of course I was worried, but the nice store manager gave me a colouring book and I was only halfway through eating the second packet of crayons by the time Mummy had came back to collect me. I think the most memorable day in my life was when I was seventeen and it was my first day of university. As I let go of Mummy’s hand and leaving her at the gate in floods of tears, I strutted into my first class feeling ‘The Man’ and eager to show off my first pair of long pants Mummy had recently bought for me. 
I never married for some reason. I decided to be independent and moved into a bedsit, which is conveniently next door to Mummy’s house so I can collect my handkerchiefs, socks and underwear that she likes to iron and fold neatly for me. I am never lonely and like to keep busy. I have Timothy and Eunice my two cats and not forgetting Brian, my goldfish. I am also a keen cycling enthusiast. Every year I take a week off from my job at the carpet grip factory and don my bicycle clips and a can of sport drink and go on a touring holiday. But never more than five miles away from home as the pets need feeding each day and of course Mummy’s not getting any younger and might need something picked up from the corner shop or her prescription from the chemist. When I look back over my life I think yes, it’s been quite exciting really.
I am hoping to meet a nice girlfriend on here, preferably one who likes cosy nights in at my bedsit, drinking warm lemonade and playing Scrabble. A cycle enthusiast would be a plus as I have another set of bicycle clips and a spare night safety reflective belt in my draw or somewhere here I think, but not essential if she isn’t. Mummy says I must be careful on the internet because of bad people, but ‘risky’ is my middle name. (It’s Anthony really). If I can’t find a nice girl here, I’ll talk to anyone really, I’m not picky… 
Pidz. x
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| May 27, 2025, 08:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Hello to everyone...
So far it looks like you are stuck with me. I'm good with the Scramble. Otherwise, how is Mommy doing?
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| May 27, 2025, 23:07 |
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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Re: Hello to everyone...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 27, 2025, 23:07)
So far it looks like you are stuck with me. Like I said, I'm not picky What had you in the end, was it the lemonade? 
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 27, 2025, 23:07)
I'm good with the Scramble. I don't know the game scramble, you'll have to teach me that one. We can do jigsaws, I'm good at them. I once did one in 3 three months and it said 4 to 5 years on the lid.
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 27, 2025, 23:07)
Otherwise, how is Mommy doing? She's been rubbing lard into her gout and bunions again to make taking her slippers off and on a lot easier and her bed sores have improved immensely since I bought her the water mattress. Otherwise she doing very well and she says "thank you for asking". I showed her you photo and she said, "Oooh, that one's a keeper", what ever that means. She's invited you over for tea one day and says she'll do her special treacle pudding and custard. (That's my favourite too)  I think she likes you almost enough to add you to her Christmas card list.
Anyhow, sorry I must go now as it's a big day at the carpet grip factory tomorrow and Mummy says I'll need an early night and it's already 6:30pm here. A business man is coming over from China and might buy our factory. He's a big man over there and owns one of the biggest bicycle pump manufacturing companies in China. Maybe I could move and work over there, it would be a great career advancement, if Mummy lets me go on my own. I love anything to do with bicycles. And once I'm settled and sorted you could come visit it too. That would be Ace! Goodnight... x
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| May 28, 2025, 04:45 |
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