|
| AUTHOR |
MESSAGE |
|
Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
|
Boots
A Lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. She asked him if it was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed .
The cowboy grinned and said, "Why don't you come on out to my bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankya, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."
"Don't be too flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
|
| May 23, 2025, 23:18 |
|
Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
|
Re: Boots
Damn it! I have smallish feet. 
But I'd still take the money. 
|
| May 24, 2025, 04:11 |
|
|
