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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Young Man
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment all of his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with Him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me.'
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| May 9, 2025, 23:01 |
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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Young Man
Heh heh heh. That so reminds me when some years back, I worked with a truck delivering to homes and farms of bulk gas and filling storage tanks. Due to the high costs involved, the company preferred a customers signature on the printed ticket. But of course most of the day people were out working too, so I'd fill in this box with my mark to show I'd been. If someone was onsite, better to get theirs. After I had packed everything back on the gas truck I made my way to the front door. (We don't have mail boxes like many other countries, we have letter flaps in the front door). As I got to the doorway, I thought I saw someone skulking about behind the glass, so I rang the doorbell. Suddenly the door opened fully and this gorgeous middle aged woman stood before me without a stich on. She must have been a total exhibitionist freak. But I've done this sort of thing before and I was really proud of myself that from the moment she opened the door I stared into her eyes and my gaze never wondered. I just said, ' good morning, gas delivery, would you sign here please'? Which she did and I thanked her and just walked away. She must have been so pissed that I didn't react in horror and just treated the situation as normal. It never happened again.  Why can't all women do this, it would make a guy's working day so much more fun... 
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| May 10, 2025, 00:18 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Young Man
Pasco County is widely known as the nudist capital of the world. Pasco County – Land O Lakes and Lutz in particular – have more clothing-optional and nudist resorts and communities than any other county in Florida.
A classmate of mine explained he use to deliver water to these locations and is still scarred.
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| May 12, 2025, 22:45 |
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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Re: Young Man
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 12, 2025, 22:45)
Pasco County is widely known as the nudist capital of the world. Pasco County – Land O Lakes and Lutz in particular – have more clothing-optional and nudist resorts and communities than any other county in Florida.
A classmate of mine explained he use to deliver water to these locations and is still scarred.
Hmm! Not knowing anything about the area, I decided to look up Pasco and Lutz over the net, before buying a plane ticket. Looking at the "The 25 must do's and see's in Lutz". The nearest getting back to nature was golfing, pet farms for kids, glorious open tourist scenery with lots of lakes, fishing and horseback riding. But no mention of nudity...
Back where I grew up is also a holiday destination and the permitted nudity locations are presented at all tourist information shops and their magazines to offer visitors the option. It was funny the first time I took Chinese wife and daughter to a favourite spot I foracquainted. Middle of August and blazing sun and they refused to remove their jackets. Didn't stop them gawping with mouth opened though... 
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| May 13, 2025, 16:25 |
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