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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Think up a new joke...
I love thinking up shaggy dog stories but quick, one, two or three liners can just as fun. Use your imagination to invent something original or if you really have brain-block, one that is a long lost classic and not heard anymore. Even if it’s a bit cheesy or nawty, it can raise a smile. 
I called my dog ‘Freeze’, coz he’s always on paws. 
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| May 6, 2025, 05:01 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
I met a pretty, young Chinese girl the other day and asked her what she does for a living. She said she was a barrister. I said, “Oh, you take a stand against the government in support of Human Rights for the Chinese people?” She replied, “no, I make coffee to go!”
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| May 7, 2025, 02:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Think up a new joke...
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they will never meet.
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| May 7, 2025, 23:06 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
I saw a farmer stood in the middle of his meadow. When I asked if he was alright he replied, ‘I’ve nominated myself for the Nobel Peace Prize’. ‘Apparently it goes to people who are outstanding in their field’. 
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| May 9, 2025, 04:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Think up a new joke...
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
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| May 9, 2025, 22:50 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Re: Think up a new joke...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 9, 2025, 22:50)A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
Eww,very cheesy.  That's the spirit...
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| May 10, 2025, 00:23 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
When I became bald, I had rabbits tattooed on my head. People were impressed because from a distance, they looked like hares!
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| May 10, 2025, 00:26 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Think up a new joke...
I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I accidentally used my organ donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg!
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| May 12, 2025, 22:40 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Re: Think up a new joke...
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 12, 2025, 22:40)I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I accidentally used my organ donor card instead of my debit card. Cost me an arm and a leg!
You should have gone window shopping kss. It's only an eye on everything...
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| May 13, 2025, 15:23 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
There was a big explosion at the Japanese Nissan factory last week and for two days it was raining Datsun cogs!
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| May 13, 2025, 15:26 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
63 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Think up a new joke...
I asked my wife if I’m the only one she’s ever slept with. "Yes," she said. "All the other guys were nines or tens."
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| May 14, 2025, 22:57 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
Oldie, but Goldie:
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave, until its Bill Withers… RIP Billy. (1938-2020) 
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| May 15, 2025, 19:40 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
Two tampons were walking down the street, I politely said, ‘good morning’. But they didn’t reply because they were both stuck up twats!
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| May 21, 2025, 12:29 |
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Pidz
67 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Think up a new joke...
Someone left a piece of plasticine on the bus the other day; I don’t know what to make of it. 
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| July 11, 2025, 07:37 |
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