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		 Doc426
				
		  75 / male		  Los Angeles, California, US		
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		Valerie at the Bakery
		 
		
		A woman sends a text to her husband: 
  
 "Honey, don't forget to buy bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you." 
  
 Husband: "Who is Valerie?" 
  
 Wife: "Nobody, I just wanted confirmation you saw my text." 
  
 Husband: "But I'm with Valerie right now. I thought you saw me!" 
  
 Wife: "What??!! Where are you right now?" 
  
 Husband: "Near the bakery we use." 
  
 Wife: "Wait right there. I want a word with Valerie... and you. I'm coming there." 
  
 5 minutes pass. 
  
 Wife: "I'm at the bakery, where are you?" 
  
 Husband: "I'm at work. While you're at the bakery buy the bread you wanted. XXOO"  
  
  		
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				|  July 21, 2024, 21:06 | 
				
					
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		 Iwant2kssuallovr
				
		  63 / female		  Bendover, Florida, US		
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		Re: Valerie at the Bakery
		 
		
		  This is a little confusing.   
  
 H: "Who is Valerie?"  Then, "I'm with Valerie."    
  
 Then why did he ask?  And is she really his girlfriend?    		
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				|  July 23, 2024, 18:12 | 
				
					
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