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Iwant2kssuallovr
61 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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"SURPRISE!!!"
Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
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| June 5, 2020, 19:46 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: "SURPRISE!!!"
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| June 6, 2020, 16:16 |
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sexyone1
63 / male
Silver Spring, Maryland, US
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Re: "SURPRISE!!!"
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| June 7, 2020, 12:57 |
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Doc426
73 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: "SURPRISE!!!"
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| June 10, 2020, 03:38 |
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