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onehornee
65 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
Sometimes I wake in the morning with the weirdest shit going through my mind.
I read somewhere in these forums something like No wonder
guys name there cocks,or something like that.
It must have left an impression cause here i am burning the screen in regard to that comment.
I have a named Penis,didnt start out that way but its easier to lay the blame on a name...looking at my history with this thing,once You become aware of its existence it begins to take control of your life.sometimes it makes you do really silly things just so it can come out and play.then overindulges till it tosses its cookies...then wonders why I beat it.
When I was married ,well when It was married to my
exwife,.we had an agreement when I worked late shift she
could wake me up for sex, and the other way around.more and more I noticed her waiting till i slept for sex,spending time with it without me . lol One time ill never forget ,she came to bed and ask your not sleeping? No not yet,she says Oh ok left and came back later lol.hmmmm thats not obvious at all lmao.
Another time she was asking me wasnt last nite wonderful,I was like What? last night?.what was last nite?.lol That bad marriage was his doing not mine, I didnt even like her that much,had a bad feeling about her but he wouldnt listen loved the attention.:p.all that time I thought I was in control, HUH!!
All in All, _______ is ok,just wish the Prick woulda let me run the show once in a while,with that said Im proud if his performance during the last night with the ex lol. it has taken me some time to get some kind of control . its mojo is strong,and Im not sure my riegh will last. this controls way more then most would give it credit for..ok Im done morphius says take the red pill walk away forget you ever seen me, take the blue pill see how far the rabbit hole really goes,, ahhh Im colorblind was that the red pill.lol 
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| May 17, 2012, 13:56 |
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Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
It's a shifter thing------
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| May 17, 2012, 15:37 |
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Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
A man's penis has far more control over him than his brain could ever hope to have.
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| May 17, 2012, 15:44 |
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Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2012, 15:44)A man's penis has far more control over him than his brain could ever hope to have.
You name yours' Cheeto?
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| May 17, 2012, 16:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (OOMG @ May 17, 2012, 16:54) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2012, 15:44)A man's penis has far more control over him than his brain could ever hope to have.
You name yours' Cheeto?
(do I really have to answer this?)
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| May 17, 2012, 17:11 |
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sybianwatcher1
50 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
well, if I only knew that Mister Roundtree and I ,were going to have sex with my ex for the last time,we would have definatley had alot more fun, and yes it does have a mind of its own.and I follow it around like a divining rod,looking for water
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| May 17, 2012, 20:55 |
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perveman
112 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
I am in total control, will wake up from my nap soon.
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| May 17, 2012, 21:34 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2012, 17:11) QUOTE (OOMG @ May 17, 2012, 16:54) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2012, 15:44)A man's penis has far more control over him than his brain could ever hope to have.
You name yours' Cheeto?
(do I really have to answer this?)
Bet it's permanent orange too
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| May 17, 2012, 23:24 |
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onehornee
65 / male
69'sDevine, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 17, 2012, 20:55)well, if I only knew that Mister Roundtree and I ,were going to have sex with my ex for the last time,we would have definatley had alot more fun, and yes it does have a mind of its own.and I follow it around like a divining rod,looking for water
isnt that the truth Sy,it is a devining rod,once you realise your competeing for power it gets easier,and yes free has already come to understand its control,seems he already is a jedi master of the devining rod arts lol..ok that sounded Odd.. no really free it was supposed to be a compliment lmfao.. 
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| May 20, 2012, 12:50 |
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sybianwatcher1
50 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (onehornee @ May 20, 2012, 12:50) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 17, 2012, 20:55)well, if I only knew that Mister Roundtree and I ,were going to have sex with my ex for the last time,we would have definatley had alot more fun, and yes it does have a mind of its own.and I follow it around like a divining rod,looking for water
isnt that the truth Sy,it is a devining rod,once you realise your competeing for power it gets easier,and yes free has already come to understand its control,seems he already is a jedi master of the devining rod arts lol..ok that sounded Odd.. no really free it was supposed to be a compliment lmfao..
Yes I am sure Free has mastered his divining rod on a few occasions.....
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| May 24, 2012, 03:32 |
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sybianwatcher1
50 / male
Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm In control.NO I am.OH yea?
QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 24, 2012, 03:32) QUOTE (onehornee @ May 20, 2012, 12:50) QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ May 17, 2012, 20:55)well, if I only knew that Mister Roundtree and I ,were going to have sex with my ex for the last time,we would have definatley had alot more fun, and yes it does have a mind of its own.and I follow it around like a divining rod,looking for water
isnt that the truth Sy,it is a devining rod,once you realise your competeing for power it gets easier,and yes free has already come to understand its control,seems he already is a jedi master of the devining rod arts lol..ok that sounded Odd.. no really free it was supposed to be a compliment lmfao.. Yes I am sure Free has mastered his divining rod on a few occasions.....
....and yes Free that to was a compliment
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| May 24, 2012, 03:45 |
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