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ukblondesam
43 / female
brighton, England, UK
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blonde jokes
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a
message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would
cost $150 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money, but
I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?"
"Yes, anything!" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next
room and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it out and
grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes
and whispered, "Well... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding
it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO....MOM?!"
 
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| January 17, 2005, 04:51 |
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bevereder
64 / male
willowick, Ohio, US
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Re: blonde jokes
What do you call an intelligent Blonde?............a Golden Retiever!!! Instead of blonde jokes,why not tell tales of blondes in real life,new T.V. show call it Reality Blonde; I have some great ones!!!!
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| January 17, 2005, 08:43 |
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sonbrynhan
39 / male
bradford, England, UK
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Re: blonde jokes
i no a few but wouldnt want to upset u ukblondesam.
your the first female from the uk ive seen on here. stil pretty far from bradford, but nearer than the u.s. and may i say that u are dam fine.
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| January 17, 2005, 10:15 |
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Re: blonde jokes
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container.
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
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| February 1, 2005, 07:25 |
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Re: blonde jokes
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