Short and catchy

Well it did say make the headline short and catchy!

I've not done this too many times before, but I'm no virgin. I'm married, but my husband isn't..ahem..."meeting my needs" so I'm searching for a new friend to help out in that respect.
Looking for a clean, non smoking man, preferably in Surrey. Must be discreet, I don't intend to spoil my home relationship.

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