Shy BBW needs to get drunk & laid! Bring a friend, let's party!

I'm usually a good girl, and not in need of a relationship for now, but about once a year or so, I get a craving to change gears and get a little wild. I wanna party, I want to be pampered, I want to soak in a hot tub, I want Chinese food, I want a massage, I wanna get drunk, I want sex, I wanna cum till I am left breathlessly exhausted. One, two, three - guys, girls - it's all good! ;) But if I'm the only girl to multiple guys, y'all are buying the booze and food for this girl! LOL Sound fair? ;)

Me: Taurus, 44, Caucasian, bi, BBW (250#), light Irish complexion, long blonde hair, very large breasts, big butt, usually shaved. I am way too shy at first, so I like to get drunk to get past my shyness. Once I loosen up, I have a cheery, silly, flirty personality. I do not like beer tho, I want booze that tastes good! (usually fruity stuff)

Not into bears (overly hairy guys), and I almost never smoke or do drugs, but I do like hot tubbing, pool, most music, bikes, and big rigs. :)

Usually not into giving head, but it happens under the right circumstances, like when I get REALLY hot. When I do, I never hear any complaints. ;) Make a good impression, and maybe I could tell you the secret of what motivates me. :) I don't swallow tho, I tried that twice, both times damn near tossed my cookies. :( Sorry.

Fair warning: I make a lot of noise, and I love having multiple orgasms, but my place is too small for company, and the neighbors are too close, so hopefully you have a place to play, and your neighbors are deaf! LOL :)

You: male, female, anatomically correct ;) 25 to 60, under 300#, clean, single or in mutually open/poly relationship, not butt ugly. :) No jerks or assholes, no violence, no STDs, no rotting teeth, and no cigars, pipes, or chewing tobacco. :P

I've participated in group sex before - threesomes, foursomes, and more - and been thinking about trying a gangbang... but then there's that damn shyness... :) Geez, gonna need a LOT of booze, and a LOT of lube for that one! LOL

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