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Does this thing actually work?
Hi there and thanks for taking a moment to check out this ad, amongst all the other desperate dicks looking for someone in this way.
Truthfully, I would be utterly shocked if someone who wasn't a bot or a dating site spammer contacted me, but here goes: I am a 50 year old single male, prematurely white hair, Van Dyke beard, blue eyes, 6' 4" tall, employed veteran of the US Army. Married once many years ago, no kids, so I don't pay alimony or support to anyone but Uncle Sam.
In person, you would find me to be moderately attractive, I suppose, but I have been described as having a lot of charisma. I am quite intelligent, at one time I spoke Russian, German and Spanish, more or less fluently (at least enough to get by in a conversation) but after years of non-use, my language skills are not what they once were.
I'm looking for a single female, HWP, a few extra pounds are not a deal breaker, but someone who takes pride in their appearance and their living environment. Someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation (sure, sex is great but what do you do the OTHER 20 hours a day?). Brunettes are the BOMB, but that's not that important to me (great if you are, but again, not a big deal). If anything I've written here piques your interest, contact me and let's go from there.
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About Me
LOOKING FOR: One Night Stand, Erotic Chat/E-Mail, Discreet Relationship, Swinging Couple or Partner, 1-on-1 Sex, Casual Encounters, Bondage & Discipline, Long Term Relationship, Other or Special Interest
LOCATION:
Coos Bay, Oregon, United States
GENDER: Man
AGE: 65
SEEKING: Women
BODY TYPE: Average
HEIGHT: 6' 4" (193 cm)
WEIGHT: 224 Lbs. (102 Kg.)
HAIR COLOR: White
RACE: Caucasian
PROFILE: Hi there and thanks for taking a moment to check out this ad, amongst all the other desperate dicks looking for someone in this way.
Truthfully, I would be utterly shocked if someone who wasn't a bot or a dating site spammer contacted me, but here goes: I am a 50 year old single male, prematurely white hair, Van Dyke beard, blue eyes, 6' 4" tall, employed veteran of the US Army. Married once many years ago, no kids, so I don't pay alimony or support to anyone but Uncle Sam.
In person, you would find me to be moderately attractive, I suppose, but I have been described as having a lot of charisma. I am quite intelligent, at one time I spoke Russian, German and Spanish, more or less fluently (at least enough to get by in a conversation) but after years of non-use, my language skills are not what they once were.
I'm looking for a single female, HWP, a few extra pounds are not a deal breaker, but someone who takes pride in their appearance and their living environment. Someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation (sure, sex is great but what do you do the OTHER 20 hours a day?). Brunettes are the BOMB, but that's not that important to me (great if you are, but again, not a big deal). If anything I've written here piques your interest, contact me and let's go from there.
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